Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

Unrelated Older Male Pal of a Critterness 1

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 2 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

The Precocious Files 6 - Some Kids Asking Questions

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

The Precocious Files: Some Kids Asking Questions

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Underground Facility

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Everyone on the surface seems to know that the government has built these vast complexes to entertain alien dignitaries. How very considerate of them.

Always

Always

Take the Grand Tour

When they think you're a powerful alien entity here to give out advanced tech like candy, the top brass are remarkably friendly.

Others Aliens Have Been Here

A straightforward challenge

The fact that you're not the first alien to secretly visit old Earth may have significant meaning.

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            You need 1 x Trace Evidence  (you have 12)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Trace Evidence  - you have 12

Trade Alien Technology

These chumps do not know what kind of a goldmine they're sitting on. Four-star generals are eager to trade away energy-rich resources for mere trinkets!

Convene the Illuminati

The secret masters of Earth welcome input from Star Creatures, mostly because of the nifty door prizes alien visitors bring.

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            You need Secret Master 1 (you have 6)

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            You need 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  (you have 5)

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            Unlocked with Secret Master 1 - you have 6

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            Unlocked with 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  - you have 5

Recruit Help

The shadow government has as much to lose in the upcoming invasion as anybody else.

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            You need The Once and Future Invasion 1 (you have 9)

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            Unlocked with The Once and Future Invasion 1 - you have 9


General Disappointment

That might as well be the name of the head of security here when they find out how little their alien "guest" has to offer.

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

You've gained 1 x Albatross (new total 6).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Festival on the Edge of Time

The Star Port

Compared to a wrecked saucer, this place teams with wonderful new life forms! Astro-politan, that's the word!

The star port offers many diversions, all of them priced for itinerant aliens without a world of energy.

Sometimes

Sometimes

A Time Travel Booth?

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

A high-risk challenge

A strange alien wearing what appears to be a silver quilt looks up from fondling a device with two handles. Yes, a trip through time is entirely possible, for the right price.

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            You need 1 x Mobius Spark  (you have 18)

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            You need Touched by Eternity 0 (you have 3)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Mobius Spark  - you have 18

            0
            Unlocked with Touched by Eternity 0 - you have 3

Your Alien Shadow

The sensuous alien warrior who keeps showing up seems to be here with a group of dangerous friends.

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            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 2)

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            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 2

Pick some Pockets

Admittedly, some pockets are actually tesseracts that only exist in potentia at any given time, but a spatial uncertainty never hurt anyone.

A Request from Peter Schwartz

A strangely-dressed Spanish gentleman would like your help retreiving something from a difficult-to-reach phase space.

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            You need Beacon of Hope 1 (you have 7)

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            Unlocked with Beacon of Hope 1 - you have 7


A Call to Arms

Your Alien Shadow

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            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 3)

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            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 3

The lovely creature is part of a scheme to invade the Earth. Has "eyes to die for" ever been a more accurate description?

You've gained 1 x The Once and Future Invasion (new total 10).

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've gained 1 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 3 - Caught Their Eye).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 3 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Temporal Rift

This part of space doesn't seem to be all that well out together. Things keep happenning after their causes. Putting on pants this morning required a flowchart.

Sometimes

Sometimes

Leap Through a Crack in Time

On the other side is a picture out of a history book. Can you change things enough to stop the invasion?

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            You need The Once and Future Invasion 1 (you have 10)

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            Unlocked with The Once and Future Invasion 1 - you have 10

Crib Notes from Future Tech

A straightforward challenge

These little holes in space and time make excellent windows into tomorrow. A little trans-temporal industrial espionage might pay off.

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            You need TCB 1 (you have 72)

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            Unlocked with TCB 1 - you have 72

Battle your Future Self

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

Who do they think they are? It's time to teach that monster to make better decisions... er... this time around.

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            You need BEM 1 (you have 87)

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            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 87

Fall Through Time

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

You can use your superior sense of chronal awareness to direct your plunge through the web of unstable causal interstices.

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            You need ESP 1 (you have 85)

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            Unlocked with ESP 1 - you have 85


Success!

Crib Notes from Future Tech

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

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            You need TCB 1 (you have 74)

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            Unlocked with TCB 1 - you have 74

But of course! How simple that makes things. If only aliens patented things, riches would follow. Instead, a device that consumes less energy to do an important job is always useful.

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 73 - Sagacious Pilgrim).

You succeeded in a TCB challenge! (Simple challenges mean you don't learn so much.)

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 74 - Sagacious Pilgrim).

You've gained 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 19).

You've gained 1 x Trace Evidence (new total 13).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Crop Circles

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Out in the country, word spreads about strangers faster... unless something distracts them.

Always

Always

The Old Fashioned Way

Just because you're an alien, doesn't mean you won't have to knock the wet stocks over with a string tied to a stake in the ground, like everybody else.

Spell Out an SOS

Any passing ship scanning for argriculture to harvest might pick up the pattern.

Mutilate Some Cattle

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

It's the next level beyond cow-tipping.

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            You need BEM 0 (you have 87)

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            Unlocked with BEM 0 - you have 87


There. Pretty as a Picture.

Technically, the symbols spell out something obscene in several alien languages. But the locals will probably interpret them as star maps.

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

You've gained 1 x Secret Master (new total 7).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Underground Facility

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Everyone on the surface seems to know that the government has built these vast complexes to entertain alien dignitaries. How very considerate of them.

Always

Always

Take the Grand Tour

When they think you're a powerful alien entity here to give out advanced tech like candy, the top brass are remarkably friendly.

Others Aliens Have Been Here

A straightforward challenge

The fact that you're not the first alien to secretly visit old Earth may have significant meaning.

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            You need 1 x Trace Evidence  (you have 13)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Trace Evidence  - you have 13

Trade Alien Technology

These chumps do not know what kind of a goldmine they're sitting on. Four-star generals are eager to trade away energy-rich resources for mere trinkets!

Convene the Illuminati

The secret masters of Earth welcome input from Star Creatures, mostly because of the nifty door prizes alien visitors bring.

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            You need Secret Master 1 (you have 7)

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            You need 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  (you have 5)

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            Unlocked with Secret Master 1 - you have 7

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            Unlocked with 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  - you have 5

Recruit Help

The shadow government has as much to lose in the upcoming invasion as anybody else.


Covert Assistance

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            You need The Once and Future Invasion 1 (you have 11)

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            Unlocked with The Once and Future Invasion 1 - you have 11

The shadow government swears up and down that the callow private assigned to assist "their honored interstellar guest" is actually a specially-trained black ops agent. The "L" and "R" written on the privates' boots may indicate otherwise.

You've gained 1 x Primitive Human Soldier (new total 2).

You've gained 1 x The Once and Future Invasion (new total 11).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Familiar Salvage Operation

The descending hum of an arriving UFO does not mean rescue. Instead, some unscrupulous types seem intent on staking a claim to this ship, over the dead bodies of those still inside!

Sometimes

Sometimes

Set the Wreckage on Fire

A straightforward challenge

This will surely eat up at least one Mobius Spark, but it ought to discourage the looters. Also, it'll be nice and warm for a while.

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            You need 1 x Mobius Spark  (you have 19)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Mobius Spark  - you have 19

Rally the Survivors

A modest challenge

Perhaps the loyal crew can get this thing working again before the salvagers get here, now that they have a strong commander!

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            You need 6 x Stunned Alien Crewman  (you have 12)

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            Unlocked with 6 x Stunned Alien Crewman  - you have 12

Free More Prisoners

A high-risk challenge

Quite a few people in the frozen storage area seem to have "Dangerous! Criminally Insane! Do Not Thaw!" on the inside of their containers. Maybe the next one won't!

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            You need 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave  (you have 4)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave  - you have 4

A Spark of Recognition

That alien who keeps showing up is here, as well. What could this strangely-attractive warrior from another world want with you? Er...besides a rematch?


A Pairing Forged from Nex

This beautiful create can't decide whether to obliterate you or kiss you. But this relationship was born from a surge of Nex and the nodes of happenstance tear the two of you apart. Again. But at least the alien's attempts at murder failed. Again.

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 88 - Starry Abomination).

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've gained 1 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 4 - Caught Their Eye).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 4 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Raiding Party

A bunch of tough-looking aliens who pop out of nowhere is never a good thing. When they open fire, it's even worse.

Sometimes

Sometimes

Surrender Unconditionally

Hey! They've got guns.

Fight Them Off

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

How dare they?!? They have no idea who they're messing with!

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            You need BEM 1 (you have 88)

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            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 88

Cloud Their Minds

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

Their minds are full of greed and aggression. That has to create all sorts of holes in their mental defences.

Build a Forcefield

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

With no tools, no time and no idea how to build one, really, it's a million-to-one chance, but it just might work!

Channel the Power of the Nex

As a Nex Master, these goons won't be hard to defeat.

A Heated Moment

In the midst of battle, you caught someone's eye. Was that the spark of love in their eyes or were they seeing a worthy adversary?

She's back.

That strangely-alluring alien has assembled a new crew, promising them the bounty of the stars but really intending on hunting you down.

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            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 4)

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            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 4


That Old Magic

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            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 5)

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            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 5

This time, things go differently. The gorgeous alien fails to defeat you again, although not by accident. The spark between you grows.

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've gained 1 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 5 - Caught Their Eye).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 5 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Strange Bedfellows

Fate has thrown you together with the beguiling alien who won't stop hunting you. What now?

Always

Always

Succumb to Passion

You'll both probably regret it in the morning and this ecstatic union will certainly blow the job that threw you together, but... vive l'amour! This will lower your Becoming an Obsession quality a bit, but has other benefits.

Engage in Banter

Insults and jibes should keep this strangely-alluring star-stalker at a distance. This will reduce your Becoming an Obsession score but has other benefits.


Throwing Fuel on the Fire

The alien glares with those unfathomably beautiful eyes, but some important boundaries are established.

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've lost 3 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 2 - Caught Their Eye).

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

You've gained 1 x Candidate for the Arena (new total 3).

You've gained 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 20).

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 89 - Starry Abomination).

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

You've gained 1 x ESP (new total 86 - Pure Intellect).

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 75 - Sagacious Pilgrim).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Back Alleys

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

There's no use drawing attention to the fact that a monster is running around downtown, now is there?

Always

Always

Steal a Disguise

With the right clothes stolen off the right washing lines, even a space monster can pass for human. Those meddling kids will be thrown off the scent.

            1
            You need The Precocious Files 1 (you have 6)

            1
            Unlocked with The Precocious Files 1 - you have 6

Visit a Disguised Alien Bodega

Of course, it looks like a normal human bodega from the front, but that's not fooling anybody.

            1
            You need The Quantum Affair 1 (you have 2)

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            Unlocked with The Quantum Affair 1 - you have 2

Terrorize the Neighborhood

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

Something stalks the night, abducting innocents and spreading terror. Something that looks a lot like you.

            1
            You need BEM 1 (you have 89)

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            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 89

Subvert the Culture

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

Reading minds aside, this is a unique opportunity who anyone that remembes even a little local history.

            0
            You need ESP 0 (you have 86)

            0
            Unlocked with ESP 0 - you have 86

Improve Some Lives

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

History doesn't have to be a slog through ignorance and superstition. A few well-applied principles here and there might make the future a better place!

            0
            You need TCB 0 (you have 75)

            1
            You need The Empyrean List 1 (you have 3)

            0
            Unlocked with TCB 0 - you have 75

            1
            Unlocked with The Empyrean List 1 - you have 3


Prying Eyes

Steal a Disguise

            1
            You need The Precocious Files 1 (you have 5)

            1
            Unlocked with The Precocious Files 1 - you have 5

Passing for human doesn't mean they won't stare or question certain style choices, it just means no torches and pitchforks. For now.

You've gained 1 x Trace Evidence (new total 14).

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

You've lost 1 x The Precocious Files (new total 5 - Some Kids Asking Questions).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

The Precocious Files 5 - Some Kids Asking Questions

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Familiar Salvage Operation

The descending hum of an arriving UFO does not mean rescue. Instead, some unscrupulous types seem intent on staking a claim to this ship, over the dead bodies of those still inside!

Sometimes

Sometimes

Set the Wreckage on Fire

A straightforward challenge

This will surely eat up at least one Mobius Spark, but it ought to discourage the looters. Also, it'll be nice and warm for a while.

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            You need 1 x Mobius Spark  (you have 20)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Mobius Spark  - you have 20

Rally the Survivors

A modest challenge

Perhaps the loyal crew can get this thing working again before the salvagers get here, now that they have a strong commander!

Free More Prisoners

A high-risk challenge

Quite a few people in the frozen storage area seem to have "Dangerous! Criminally Insane! Do Not Thaw!" on the inside of their containers. Maybe the next one won't!

A Spark of Recognition

That alien who keeps showing up is here, as well. What could this strangely-attractive warrior from another world want with you? Er...besides a rematch?


Success!

Set the Wreckage on Fire

A straightforward challenge

The fireball catches the looters off guard, leaving their ship and one survivor open for the taking! They even have a confused slave who will fly thing thing in return for freedom.

You succeeded in a Mobius Spark challenge!

You've lost 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 19).

You've gained 1 x Stunned Alien Crewman (new total 13).

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.

You've gained 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave (new total 5).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Temporal Rift

This part of space doesn't seem to be all that well out together. Things keep happenning after their causes. Putting on pants this morning required a flowchart.

Sometimes

Sometimes

Leap Through a Crack in Time

On the other side is a picture out of a history book. Can you change things enough to stop the invasion?

Crib Notes from Future Tech

A straightforward challenge

These little holes in space and time make excellent windows into tomorrow. A little trans-temporal industrial espionage might pay off.

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            You need TCB 1 (you have 75)

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            Unlocked with TCB 1 - you have 75

Battle your Future Self

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

Who do they think they are? It's time to teach that monster to make better decisions... er... this time around.

Fall Through Time

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

You can use your superior sense of chronal awareness to direct your plunge through the web of unstable causal interstices.

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            You need ESP 1 (you have 86)

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            Unlocked with ESP 1 - you have 86


Success!

Battle your Future Self

A straightforward challenge

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            You need BEM 1 (you have 91)

            1
            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 91

Boo-yah! There may be a savage beating in the future, but it gets the blood pumping right here and now!

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 90 - Starry Abomination).

You succeeded in a BEM challenge! (Simple challenges mean you don't learn so much.)

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 91 - Cosmic Terror).

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

You've gained 1 x Albatross (new total 7).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Underground Facility

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Everyone on the surface seems to know that the government has built these vast complexes to entertain alien dignitaries. How very considerate of them.

Always

Always

Take the Grand Tour

When they think you're a powerful alien entity here to give out advanced tech like candy, the top brass are remarkably friendly.

Others Aliens Have Been Here

A straightforward challenge

The fact that you're not the first alien to secretly visit old Earth may have significant meaning.

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            You need 1 x Trace Evidence  (you have 14)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Trace Evidence  - you have 14

Trade Alien Technology

These chumps do not know what kind of a goldmine they're sitting on. Four-star generals are eager to trade away energy-rich resources for mere trinkets!

Convene the Illuminati

The secret masters of Earth welcome input from Star Creatures, mostly because of the nifty door prizes alien visitors bring.

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            You need Secret Master 1 (you have 7)

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            You need 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  (you have 5)

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            Unlocked with Secret Master 1 - you have 7

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            Unlocked with 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  - you have 5

Recruit Help

The shadow government has as much to lose in the upcoming invasion as anybody else.

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            You need The Once and Future Invasion 1 (you have 11)

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            Unlocked with The Once and Future Invasion 1 - you have 11


Such Secrets

Convene the Illuminati

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            You need Secret Master 1 (you have 8)

            1
            You need 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  (you have 4)

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            Unlocked with Secret Master 1 - you have 8

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            Unlocked with 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  - you have 4

The strange agendas of the world's eminence gris club shed new light on old issues... light that must be processed in the automated kiosks of a distant star port to make much sense.

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

You've gained 1 x Secret Master (new total 8).

You've lost 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds (new total 4).

You've gained 2 x Trace Evidence (new total 16).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Crop Circles

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Out in the country, word spreads about strangers faster... unless something distracts them.

Always

Always

The Old Fashioned Way

Just because you're an alien, doesn't mean you won't have to knock the wet stocks over with a string tied to a stake in the ground, like everybody else.

Spell Out an SOS

Any passing ship scanning for argriculture to harvest might pick up the pattern.

Mutilate Some Cattle

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

It's the next level beyond cow-tipping.

            0
            You need BEM 0 (you have 91)

            0
            Unlocked with BEM 0 - you have 91


Success!

A straightforward challenge

It's the next level beyond cow-tipping.

            0
            You need BEM 0 (you have 93)

            0
            Unlocked with BEM 0 - you have 93

Who knows what they'll blame it on. It's a shame about those kids asking pointed questions over the dessicated corpse of ol'Bessie, but at least the local lawman dismisses them outright.

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 92 - Cosmic Terror).

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 93 - Cosmic Terror).

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

You've gained 1 x The Precocious Files (new total 6 - Some Kids Asking Questions).

You've gained 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 20).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Stop a Rampaging Star-Beast

After all, who better to stop a Creature from Beyond than another space monster?

Sometimes

Sometimes

Establish a Telepathic Link

A straightforward challenge

The star creature may not communicate in any other way.

Roar At It

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

If that fails, step on its neck. That's how the Alpha-Leader is established on the most primal level.

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            You need BEM 1 (you have 93)

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            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 93

Rig Up Some Kind of Translator

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

Maybe it's intelligent. Those howls, clicks and color changes might be some kind language.

Flee Amidst the Carnage

The terrible damage this howling Thing From A Distant World wreaks may give you the perfect chance to escape... admittedlty into an even more hostile wilderness.

Recognize Those Eyes

It's them! The one who looked at you so... passionately during the battle with the raiders. What could they be doing tearing through this part of the galaxy?

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            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 2)

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            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 2


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            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 3)

            1
            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 3

Another Defeat, Another Accidental Caress

Two alien bodies circled eachother, looking for a weakness. But it was their passion which bubbled to the surface first and what would have been a death strike became... the fleeting touch of a gentle alien's yearning. And then, it was gone.

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've gained 1 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 3 - Caught Their Eye).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.