Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 5 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Strange Bedfellows

Fate has thrown you together with the beguiling alien who won't stop hunting you. What now?

Always

Always

Succumb to Passion

You'll both probably regret it in the morning and this ecstatic union will certainly blow the job that threw you together, but... vive l'amour! This will lower your Becoming an Obsession quality a bit, but has other benefits.

Engage in Banter

Insults and jibes should keep this strangely-alluring star-stalker at a distance. This will reduce your Becoming an Obsession score but has other benefits.


Sweet Surrender

Frustration, fiery blood and a raw, yearning need tear across the interspecies boundaries as the flesh of two worlds interwine. Afterwards, there is an unexpected moment of tenderness and then the cold absence of a cherished body in the night.

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've lost 1 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 4 - Caught Their Eye).

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 113 - Unspeakable Horror).

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

You've gained 1 x ESP (new total 108 - Manifest Thoughtform).

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 93 - Brilliant Guide).

You've gained 1 x March to Victory (new total 3).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

Unrelated Older Male Pal of a Critterness 1

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 4 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Back Alleys

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

There's no use drawing attention to the fact that a monster is running around downtown, now is there?

Always

Always

Visit a Disguised Alien Bodega

Of course, it looks like a normal human bodega from the front, but that's not fooling anybody.

            1
            You need The Quantum Affair 1 (you have 4)

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            Unlocked with The Quantum Affair 1 - you have 4

Terrorize the Neighborhood

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

Something stalks the night, abducting innocents and spreading terror. Something that looks a lot like you.

            1
            You need BEM 1 (you have 113)

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            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 113

Subvert the Culture

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

Reading minds aside, this is a unique opportunity who anyone that remembes even a little local history.

            0
            You need ESP 0 (you have 108)

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            Unlocked with ESP 0 - you have 108

Improve Some Lives

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

History doesn't have to be a slog through ignorance and superstition. A few well-applied principles here and there might make the future a better place!

            0
            You need TCB 0 (you have 93)

            1
            You need The Empyrean List 1 (you have 5)

            0
            Unlocked with TCB 0 - you have 93

            1
            Unlocked with The Empyrean List 1 - you have 5


A Conspiratorial Nod

Visit a Disguised Alien Bodega

            1
            You need The Quantum Affair 1 (you have 5)

            1
            Unlocked with The Quantum Affair 1 - you have 5

The proprietors recognize the codewords. This is a pick up spot for the Quantum Exchange.

You've gained 1 x The Quantum Affair (new total 5).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Underground Facility

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Everyone on the surface seems to know that the government has built these vast complexes to entertain alien dignitaries. How very considerate of them.

Always

Always

Take the Grand Tour

When they think you're a powerful alien entity here to give out advanced tech like candy, the top brass are remarkably friendly.

Others Aliens Have Been Here

A straightforward challenge

The fact that you're not the first alien to secretly visit old Earth may have significant meaning.

            1
            You need 1 x Trace Evidence  (you have 22)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Trace Evidence  - you have 22

Trade Alien Technology

These chumps do not know what kind of a goldmine they're sitting on. Four-star generals are eager to trade away energy-rich resources for mere trinkets!

Convene the Illuminati

The secret masters of Earth welcome input from Star Creatures, mostly because of the nifty door prizes alien visitors bring.

            1
            You need Secret Master 1 (you have 10)

            1
            You need 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  (you have 5)

            1
            Unlocked with Secret Master 1 - you have 10

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  - you have 5

Recruit Help

The shadow government has as much to lose in the upcoming invasion as anybody else.

            1
            You need The Once and Future Invasion 1 (you have 14)

            1
            Unlocked with The Once and Future Invasion 1 - you have 14


Who Would Have Thought?

Trade Alien Technology

            1
            You need 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds  - you have 4

It takes a little shrewd dealing, but the most powerful men on Earth seem pleased to trade away pure uranium for what amounts to 10 suitcases of alien underwear.

You've lost 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds (new total 4).

You've gained 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 22).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Crop Circles

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Out in the country, word spreads about strangers faster... unless something distracts them.

Always

Always

The Old Fashioned Way

Just because you're an alien, doesn't mean you won't have to knock the wet stocks over with a string tied to a stake in the ground, like everybody else.

Spell Out an SOS

Any passing ship scanning for argriculture to harvest might pick up the pattern.

Mutilate Some Cattle

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

It's the next level beyond cow-tipping.

            0
            You need BEM 0 (you have 113)

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            Unlocked with BEM 0 - you have 113


There. Pretty as a Picture.

Technically, the symbols spell out something obscene in several alien languages. But the locals will probably interpret them as star maps.

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

You've gained 1 x Secret Master (new total 11).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Familiar Salvage Operation

The descending hum of an arriving UFO does not mean rescue. Instead, some unscrupulous types seem intent on staking a claim to this ship, over the dead bodies of those still inside!

Sometimes

Sometimes

Set the Wreckage on Fire

A straightforward challenge

This will surely eat up at least one Mobius Spark, but it ought to discourage the looters. Also, it'll be nice and warm for a while.

            1
            You need 1 x Mobius Spark  (you have 22)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Mobius Spark  - you have 22

Rally the Survivors

A straightforward challenge

Perhaps the loyal crew can get this thing working again before the salvagers get here, now that they have a strong commander!

            6
            You need 6 x Stunned Alien Crewman  (you have 18)

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            Unlocked with 6 x Stunned Alien Crewman  - you have 18

Free More Prisoners

A high-risk challenge

Quite a few people in the frozen storage area seem to have "Dangerous! Criminally Insane! Do Not Thaw!" on the inside of their containers. Maybe the next one won't!

            1
            You need 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave  (you have 4)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave  - you have 4

A Spark of Recognition

That alien who keeps showing up is here, as well. What could this strangely-attractive warrior from another world want with you? Er...besides a rematch?


A Pairing Forged from Nex

This beautiful create can't decide whether to obliterate you or kiss you. But this relationship was born from a surge of Nex and the nodes of happenstance tear the two of you apart. Again. But at least the alien's attempts at murder failed. Again.

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 114 - Unspeakable Horror).

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've gained 1 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 5 - Caught Their Eye).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Strange Bedfellows

Fate has thrown you together with the beguiling alien who won't stop hunting you. What now?

Always

Always

Succumb to Passion

You'll both probably regret it in the morning and this ecstatic union will certainly blow the job that threw you together, but... vive l'amour! This will lower your Becoming an Obsession quality a bit, but has other benefits.

Engage in Banter

Insults and jibes should keep this strangely-alluring star-stalker at a distance. This will reduce your Becoming an Obsession score but has other benefits.


Throwing Fuel on the Fire

The alien glares with those unfathomably beautiful eyes, but some important boundaries are established.

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

You've lost 3 x Becoming an Obsession (new total 2 - Caught Their Eye).

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

You've gained 1 x Candidate for the Arena (new total 4).

You've gained 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 23).

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 115 - Unspeakable Horror).

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

You've gained 1 x ESP (new total 109 - Manifest Thoughtform).

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 94 - Brilliant Guide).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Becoming an Obsession 2 - Caught Their Eye

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Massacre Site

The Savage Wilderness

Very few planets are entirely consumed by civilization. Some have regions which are positively uncouth.

A peaceful settlement once stood here. Now there's nothing but burned-out buildings and slain bodies.

Sometimes

Sometimes

Loot the Bodies

Well, it's not like they have much use for the good stuff now, do they?

Familiar Carnage

The shot grouping looks familiar. The invaders plannng to invade the Earth use the same technique and the same kind of weaponry. But why attack here?


Not Much Here

These people didn't have much and whoever did this, took it all away.

You've gained 1 x Dross of a Thousand Worlds (new total 5).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Back Alleys

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

There's no use drawing attention to the fact that a monster is running around downtown, now is there?

Always

Always

Visit a Disguised Alien Bodega

Of course, it looks like a normal human bodega from the front, but that's not fooling anybody.

Terrorize the Neighborhood

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

Something stalks the night, abducting innocents and spreading terror. Something that looks a lot like you.

            1
            You need BEM 1 (you have 115)

            1
            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 115

Subvert the Culture

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

Reading minds aside, this is a unique opportunity who anyone that remembes even a little local history.

            0
            You need ESP 0 (you have 109)

            0
            Unlocked with ESP 0 - you have 109

Improve Some Lives

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

History doesn't have to be a slog through ignorance and superstition. A few well-applied principles here and there might make the future a better place!

            0
            You need TCB 0 (you have 94)

            1
            You need The Empyrean List 1 (you have 5)

            0
            Unlocked with TCB 0 - you have 94

            1
            Unlocked with The Empyrean List 1 - you have 5


Success!

A straightforward challenge

            0
            You need TCB 0 (you have 96)

            1
            You need The Empyrean List 1 (you have 6)

            0
            Unlocked with TCB 0 - you have 96

            1
            Unlocked with The Empyrean List 1 - you have 6

Who cares if someone invented a few conviences, a few medicines or a few home comforts a little early? People only remember the bloody parts of history, anyway.

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 95 - Brilliant Guide).

You succeeded in a TCB challenge! (Simple challenges mean you don't learn so much.)

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 96 - Brilliant Guide).

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

You've gained 1 x Beacon of Hope (new total 8).

You've gained 1 x The Empyrean List (new total 6).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Crop Circles

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

Out in the country, word spreads about strangers faster... unless something distracts them.

Always

Always

The Old Fashioned Way

Just because you're an alien, doesn't mean you won't have to knock the wet stocks over with a string tied to a stake in the ground, like everybody else.

Spell Out an SOS

Any passing ship scanning for argriculture to harvest might pick up the pattern.

Mutilate Some Cattle

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

It's the next level beyond cow-tipping.

            0
            You need BEM 0 (you have 115)

            0
            Unlocked with BEM 0 - you have 115


Success!

A straightforward challenge

It's the next level beyond cow-tipping.

            0
            You need BEM 0 (you have 117)

            0
            Unlocked with BEM 0 - you have 117

Who knows what they'll blame it on. It's a shame about those kids asking pointed questions over the dessicated corpse of ol'Bessie, but at least the local lawman dismisses them outright.

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 116 - Unspeakable Horror).

You succeeded in a BEM challenge! (Simple challenges mean you don't learn so much.)

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 117 - Unspeakable Horror).

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

You now have 1 x The Precocious Files.

You've gained 1 x Mobius Spark (new total 24).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Familiar Salvage Operation

The descending hum of an arriving UFO does not mean rescue. Instead, some unscrupulous types seem intent on staking a claim to this ship, over the dead bodies of those still inside!

Sometimes

Sometimes

Set the Wreckage on Fire

A straightforward challenge

This will surely eat up at least one Mobius Spark, but it ought to discourage the looters. Also, it'll be nice and warm for a while.

            1
            You need 1 x Mobius Spark  (you have 24)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Mobius Spark  - you have 24

Rally the Survivors

A straightforward challenge

Perhaps the loyal crew can get this thing working again before the salvagers get here, now that they have a strong commander!

Free More Prisoners

A high-risk challenge

Quite a few people in the frozen storage area seem to have "Dangerous! Criminally Insane! Do Not Thaw!" on the inside of their containers. Maybe the next one won't!

A Spark of Recognition

That alien who keeps showing up is here, as well. What could this strangely-attractive warrior from another world want with you? Er...besides a rematch?


Success!

Rally the Survivors

A straightforward challenge

Duct tape and good ol'whatever-species-this-is know-how do it again! The ship is soon spaceworthy and up among the stars again... although, technically, it only flies in reverse.

You succeeded in a Stunned Alien Crewman challenge!

You've gained 1 x TCB (new total 97 - Brilliant Guide).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Temporal Rift

This part of space doesn't seem to be all that well out together. Things keep happenning after their causes. Putting on pants this morning required a flowchart.

Sometimes

Sometimes

Leap Through a Crack in Time

On the other side is a picture out of a history book. Can you change things enough to stop the invasion?

Crib Notes from Future Tech

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

These little holes in space and time make excellent windows into tomorrow. A little trans-temporal industrial espionage might pay off.

            1
            You need TCB 1 (you have 97)

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            Unlocked with TCB 1 - you have 97

Battle your Future Self

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

Who do they think they are? It's time to teach that monster to make better decisions... er... this time around.

            1
            You need BEM 1 (you have 117)

            1
            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 117

Fall Through Time

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

You can use your superior sense of chronal awareness to direct your plunge through the web of unstable causal interstices.

            1
            You need ESP 1 (you have 109)

            1
            Unlocked with ESP 1 - you have 109


Success!

Battle your Future Self

A straightforward challenge

            1
            You need BEM 1 (you have 119)

            1
            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 119

Boo-yah! There may be a savage beating in the future, but it gets the blood pumping right here and now!

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 118 - Unspeakable Horror).

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 119 - Unspeakable Horror).

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

You've gained 1 x Albatross (new total 5).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


The Invasion Coincides

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

The time frame for the simultaneous invasion of all periods of Earth History has somehow linked up with the here and now.

Sometimes

Sometimes

Protect the Earth

The invasion fleet is right there, in the skies above!

Switch Sides

If you betray the Earth, now, you can get in on the ground floor. (This will create a nasty alternate history and simultaneously end your game.)

Home Court Advantage

A high-risk challenge

Can a plucky band of humans actually hope to take on a huge alien armada? Let's hope so!

            1
            You need 1 x Primitive Human Soldier  (you have 3)

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            Unlocked with 1 x Primitive Human Soldier  - you have 3

Play Both Sides

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

A high-risk challenge

By pretending to betray the Earth, you can actually save it from behind the scenes... admittedly as it's benevolent space tyrant.

            1
            You need Secret Master 1 (you have 11)

            1
            Unlocked with Secret Master 1 - you have 11


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


No One has Seen Them, Yet

Protect the Earth

The Invasion Coincides

Earth of the Past

The only way to effectively travel between the Stars is to travel in Time. Once you've worked that out, the rest is just fiddling with the numbers.

The time frame for the simultaneous invasion of all periods of Earth History has somehow linked up with the here and now.

The invasion fleet is right there, in the skies above!

The Earth has no way to defend against advanced space technology. Fortunately, they now have an advanced space monster on their side.

You have moved to a new area: The Cosmic Battlefield

You've lost 10 x The Once and Future Invasion (new total 4).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


High Orbit

The Cosmic Battlefield

Spaceships and explosions: the perfect end for an American-made game

A lot of the action is happening above the atmosphere. If it can be contained there, the humans below may never realize this is happening.

Always

Always

Misdirect the Invasion Fleet

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

If you can confuse the communications between the alien commanders, you can gain a significant advantage!

Hold Your Breath and Punch Things

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

One thing the alien commanders probably don't expect is a relatively small space monster wading into the think of things. You know for certain Godzilla isn't a popular movie among the stars.

Modify the Earth's Defenses

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

It's not much to work with, but even in this more primitive age, Earth was not without its resources. Perhaps they can be tweaked a bit to take on superior alien weaponry.

Accept a Suicide Mission

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

A very chancy challenge

A hastily-outfitted probe with a makeshift cockpit and trans-temporal linkages to sister ships in all the compromised eras might just make it through the enemy lines.

            0
            You need Respected Captain 0 (you have 20)

            0
            Unlocked with Respected Captain 0 - you have 20

Run Away!

The cost is too high! Flee the battle field!


Success!

Misdirect the Invasion Fleet

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

            1
            You need ESP 1 (you have 110)

            1
            Unlocked with ESP 1 - you have 110

Soon, the alien ships are fighting eachother.

You've gained 1 x ESP (new total 110 - Manifest Thoughtform).

You succeeded in an ESP challenge! (Simple challenges mean you don't learn so much.)

You've gained 1 x March to Victory (new total 4).

You now have 1 x Alien Target.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

Alien Target

When will this ordeal be over?

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Alien Retaliation

The Cosmic Battlefield

Spaceships and explosions: the perfect end for an American-made game

The invading armada shifts its focus, trying to take out the space monster who seems to be leading the defense of the planet.

Always

Always

Repell Boarders!

The alien armada will certainly try and take this ship! They must be fought off!

            1
            You need Respected Captain 1 (you have 20)

            1
            Unlocked with Respected Captain 1 - you have 20

Stand Alone

Bearing the brunt of the attack may give other forces a chance to undermine the fleet's position.

Order your Followers Back

An almost impossible challenge

Others consider your life too valuable. You will have to demand they stay back or they might get hurt.

            1
            You need 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave  (you have 4)

            1
            Unlocked with 1 x Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave  - you have 4

Conflicted Feelings

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

A high-risk challenge

It's... those eyes. The alien who has been watching you... yearning for you... is leading the charge against your forces! This could change everything.

            1
            You need Becoming an Obsession 1 (you have 2)

            1
            Unlocked with Becoming an Obsession 1 - you have 2

Detonate the Planet

Things are looking bleak, it may be time for the contingency plan. If you can't have it, no one can.
(This will end your game.)


A Narrow Push!

The alien grapples only held long enough for a few to get on board. These were easily dispatched.

You've lost 1 x Alien Target (new total 0).

You've gained 1 x March to Victory (new total 5).


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


High Orbit

The Cosmic Battlefield

Spaceships and explosions: the perfect end for an American-made game

A lot of the action is happening above the atmosphere. If it can be contained there, the humans below may never realize this is happening.

Always

Always

Misdirect the Invasion Fleet

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

A straightforward challenge

If you can confuse the communications between the alien commanders, you can gain a significant advantage!

Hold Your Breath and Punch Things

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

A straightforward challenge

One thing the alien commanders probably don't expect is a relatively small space monster wading into the think of things. You know for certain Godzilla isn't a popular movie among the stars.

Modify the Earth's Defenses

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

A straightforward challenge

It's not much to work with, but even in this more primitive age, Earth was not without its resources. Perhaps they can be tweaked a bit to take on superior alien weaponry.

Accept a Suicide Mission

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

A very chancy challenge

A hastily-outfitted probe with a makeshift cockpit and trans-temporal linkages to sister ships in all the compromised eras might just make it through the enemy lines.

Run Away!

The cost is too high! Flee the battle field!


Success!

Hold Your Breath and Punch Things

A straightforward challenge

            1
            You need BEM 1 (you have 120)

            1
            Unlocked with BEM 1 - you have 120

The faces of the crewmen turn white as this... thing tears into them from the planet's surface. What kind of hell-world is this Earth? The survivors will speak of it in hushed tones.

You've gained 1 x BEM (new total 120 - Unspeakable Horror).

You've gained 1 x March to Victory (new total 6).

You now have 1 x Alien Target.


Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

Alien Target

When will this ordeal be over?

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


A Defeated Armada

The Cosmic Battlefield

Spaceships and explosions: the perfect end for an American-made game

In the end, the invasion fleet must withdraw, leaving the victors with something of a dilemma.

Always

Always

Sign a Treaty with the Aliens

They won't bother with the human authorities, but you're just weird enough to serve as the Earth's representative. (This will End your Game.)

Edit the History Books

No one has to know about all this mess. Blaming the deaths on natural disasters, industrial accidents and spontaneous human combustion might do the trick. Then you can get back to exploring.


All Hail the Warlord!

The Earth, as it was, is safe from invaders, at least for now. Will they ever know their true protector?

Aliens recognize you as the blood-soaked ruler of one of Earth's eras.

Warlord of Earth ()


Warlord of Earth

Aliens recognize you as the blood-soaked ruler of one of Earth's eras.

Warlord of Earth:

Albatross

You are known far and wide as a jinx, the kind of bad luck that brings ships crashing out of the sky.

False God

Somewhere out there, a bunch of primitive dupes think you're going to perform miracles for them. Won't they be suprised?
Lost Ruins

Touched by Eternity

You have lived more than a mortal span of years, albeit not neccessarily in a full state of consciousness.

Respected Captain

Those who ply the space lanes count you as one of their own.

Stage Two

Part Two of the End Game has Begun

Secret Master

Entire societies dance on the end of your string. A thousand investigators know you as only the hidden hand behind a million schemes.

Candidate for the Arena

When people look at you, they think: "There's someone I'd like to see eaten by Space-Lions!"

Scourge of the Space Lanes

Others know of you and speak of your hated name in whispered tones. Who will bring you to justice?

"Especially of a turkey or a domestic cat." - at least that's what it sounds like in the translator.

Alien Target

When will this ordeal be over?

The Invasion That Never Was

Wait! This wasn't in the history books!

Becoming an Obsession

Somewhere out there, a rather attractive alien feels more and more unrequited passion for you.

The Precocious Files

How can you protect your secrets from those meddling kids?

BEM

The more physically powerful you become, the more aliens will fear you as an approaching Bug Eyed Monster

ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

Beacon of Hope

In this cruel universe, others can look to you for inspiration, for support and for an example of someone too stubborn to quit.

The Quantum Affair

There are creatures out there who trade in potential energy. Where do they meet?

The Godshaker Prophesy

Whose apocalypse will it be?

The Case of the Exquisite Miasma

Who created it and why? WHY?!?

The Empyrean List

Who needs your help when there's no where else to turn?

March to Victory

The Invaders Are Thinking Twice About This

The Vapor Contract

Where has your quarry gone?

That Nasty Overcube Business

Why can't we just forgive and forget?

Nex Walker

Your use of the Nex marks you as one of its own.

Krampusfriend

You have assisted a powerful entity in an unpleasant holiday task.

Mobius Spark

A type of weak power source that never runs out, many aliens use this as a unit of currency... or to run model trains.

Trace Evidence

The databank kiosk at the star port can decipher this.

Burst of Speed!

You've been pacing yourself. Let's see them keep up with this!

Dross of a Thousand Worlds

Many aliens have no concept of possessions, but that doesn't mean you can keep the best stuff.

Stunned Alien Crewman

This poor fellow may seem like a hideous monster, but it's really just suffering from shock and grief.

Fanatically-Loyal Ex-Slave

Once you've rescued someone from bondage, they tend to think you're worth trusting.
The Slave Pits

Primitive Human Soldier

Why are ancestors always so humiliating?

Unmarked Robot

Marked robots are safe and polite. They also don't twitch as much.


Abducted!

The Crash Site

The Crash Site

A sense of isolation and compulsion, followed by paralysis and a very bright light? It can only be one thing! Alien abduction. But now the ship has crashed. Why?

Always

Always

Maybe it's Because of that Sneeze

Abducted!

The Crash Site

The Crash Site

In the movies, aliens are always defeated by the common cold.

Maybe it's Because of the Shiv

Abducted!

The Crash Site

The Crash Site

It's hard to improvise an effective weapon out of pocket lint, but it was worth a try.

Maybe it's Because of the Stress

Abducted!

The Crash Site

The Crash Site

The aliens communicate telepathically and, well, let's just say that unclean thoughts can sometimes come in handy.


Warlord of Earth

Aliens recognize you as the blood-soaked ruler of one of Earth's eras.

Warlord of Earth:

a stranger

A past yet to be revealed


Prudes

Maybe it's Because of the Stress

Abducted!

The Crash Site

The Crash Site

And this entire crew was assigned to study primitive reproductive habits, too! They were so embarrassed they crashed their own ship out of shame.

Your "A Stranger" quality has gone. Welcome to the world!

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

You now have 1 - Latent Receptor x ESP.

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.

You now have 1 - Atavistic Tourist x TCB.


ESP

People often use Extra Sensory Perception to bend utensils, but this is still considered rude except on Earth.

TCB

Unless you are Taking Care of Business everyday, you're just going to end up sitting around on some rock your whole life.